AND LO -- from out of the Wretched Mass of People in front of the Hallowed In-n-Out Burger, a Dog did come to me bathed in a Sea of Golden Light. Though he were tie'd to a Parking Meter by a mighty Leash of Cunning Design.And he did say unto me, "Give me mine Freedom that I may go forth unto the People and deliver unto them a Great Big Poop or Something," but that didst not sound like a very Good Idea to me, and I did walk from there forth-with.